January 2011
“We read a few words at the beginning of the book or the particular story, and...”
– John Gardner, The Art of Fiction (via peaceloveshenanigans)
Jan 31st
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Hypoglycemia...Not a Lot of Fun
  Moderate hypoglycemia If blood sugar continues to fall, the nervous system will be affected. Symptoms usually occur when the blood sugar falls below 55 mg/dL and may include: Mood changes, such as irritability, anxiety, restlessness, or anger. Confusion, difficulty in thinking, or inability to concentrate. Blurred vision, dizziness, or headache. Weakness, lack of energy. Poor...
Jan 31st
“You know you’ve read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little...”
– Paul Sweeney (via kari-shma)
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1,000 Posts!
So here it is! My 1,000th post on Tumblr. Probably not really anything to celebrate - the majority of what I post is senseless, goofy, or downright stupid crap…but it makes me laugh. And I need the laughter in my life. Since it is my 1,000th post, I thought I’d take second here and say: HI, FOLLOWERS! HOW ARE ALL MY CREEPY LURKERS?  But seriously, I hope you get a laugh out of my...
Jan 31st
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“The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant....”
– Albert Einstein  (via lifeinprettycolors)
Jan 31st
Don't bother me. I'm busy wasting my potential.: I... →
jilllian: You know, the days when forecasting the weather meant walking outside, feeling the air, looking at the clouds, and going… “Hmmm. It feels humid. It might rain or snow later. Probably snow, because it’s below freezing.” This whole WINTER STORM WARNING HOLY JESUS YOU’RE GOING TO GET EIGHT… Heehee…I no longer have cable - I cancelled a while ago cause all I watched was...
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“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via kari-shma)
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A Victim Treats His Mugger Right →
hypomanicmind: **Awesome story. Only if there were more people like him in the world.
Jan 29th
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Don’t you just love those mornings when you’re picking out your clothes for the day, thinking, “Oh, this’ll be good.” And then you get to work and realize in the lighting there that nothing you have on even remotely matches anymore…. Wow. I’m cool. 
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Possibly...
It’s starting to look like it might be: London first and then… Straight to Dundee to collect things for an immediate bus ride to: Belfast for two nights before back to Dundee. Hmm… that would be a busy first 4 days.
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Fast Food Ads versus Reality →
Click to see some really funny pictures of burgers as seen in the ads versus the reality.
Jan 24th
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How To Love Your Life Even if You Hate Your Job →
So, I started work this week. And by “work,” I mean “the job I’m doing to pay my school tuition, but that I by no means enjoy in the slightest.” And I’m apparently not alone at all in employment dispassion. I have a friend who’s been steadily searching for a job for the last eleven months. Still others are waiting tables and letting their bachelor’s degrees gather dust. And some are beyond...
Jan 24th
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Embarrassing...
I was tired after eating lunch. I had my arm up on my desk, resting my chin in my palm. I was looking at my computer screen… Next thing I know, my brain registers the sound of movement, and I open my eyes to see my boss standing in front of my desk. Before I can even process the fact that I just totally dozed off and have been caught sleeping at my desk, I automatically say: “I...
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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13 arrested in Montreal in crackdown on illegal... →
jilllian: cutlerish: myrm: You know what? I’m kinda tired of hearing about this kind of crap. Textbooks are too expensive. They’re way too expensive for students especially considering tuition goes up on an almost consistent basis. I personally refuse to pay more than $80 for a textbook and that’s only if it’s extremely necessary. Considering I am already paying for the course, I don’t see...
Jan 21st
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Have a biscuit, Potter.
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Harry Potter: Have – what?
Jan 21st
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“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?”
– Ernest Hemingway (via hypomanicmind)
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Jan 20th
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Passport Application Turned In
Should have my passport in 2-3 weeks.
Jan 19th