February 2012
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hypomanicmind asked: I saw you reposted my white history month post and though you would think my friend littlemisscynic's would be funny: I hereby propose Fucking Dumbass Month in which we “celebrate” the fucking dumbasses of America sarcastically. The fucking dumbasses will be too stupid to see that we’re being sarcastic and will treat this month seriously, thereby making it easy for the rest...
I've Figured It Out.....
*GASP* I’m being watched by an army of tumblr-bots!
Humankind is threatened… Soon the AI will take over…
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Followers Vs. Lurkers
I have 81 followers. Of the 81 - I have a total of only 5 or 6 that actually interact with me.
What’s the matter?!
I don’t bite!
WHY U NO TALK TO ME!?
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jmbalfour replied to your post: Blog Suggestions?
Follow waltzingsentiment. She is an Oklahoman who transplanted out and as an adult has been traveling the globe alone. Right now she’s posting her travels in Ethiopa; beautiful photos and thoughts. I always look forward to her posts.
Wow, those really are some beautiful photos! Thanks!
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Blog Suggestions?
I want some more activity on my Dashboard!
Anyone have any great blogs to recommend?
Preferably, no more Doctor Who fans. I can only take so much of that stuff, and I’m already at my limit.
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People who write something in a blog post and then sign it as themselves…?
“blah blah blah blah blah…”
— Me
Does someone else routinely post on your blog? I’m pretty sure we’ll get that it’s coming from you.
Do I have to sign this post as myself for you to understand it’s me making this observation and not someone else?
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One Hour Long Personal Call...
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Broken Filter...
My brain’s sound filter is broken today.
I can’t hear anything and yet, I can hear everything. Every little annoying sound. The lights buzzing, the heater buzzing, chairs creaking, printer sounds…my co-worker’s every single mouse click, every keystroke… Every single word of her phone conversation that’s been going on for, I swear, thirty minutes now…
But...
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Anonymous asked: Where did you get those erasers from? It's a penguin. Wearing a hat... I need it.
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Dear Co-Worker,
It’s your phone. It’s your message. It’s your passcode.
Unless I’m largely mistaken it’s not my responsibility to check your missed calls and then attend to them on days you have left work hours early.
I’d appreciate it if I didn’t come to work to find a message on my phone, FROM YOU, asking me WHY I didn’t check the message on YOUR phone and WHY...
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Writer's Block...
Blanche: Oh girls, I have writer's block. It is the worst feeling in the world.
Sophia: Try ten days without a bowel movement sometime.
Blanche: You just sit there hour after hour after hour.
Sophia: Tell me about it.
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